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RottieZeus
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From:Canfield, Ohio 44406
Registered: Dec 2003

posted 03-09-2004 06:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RottieZeus     Edit/Delete Message
Hope you guys like this.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
9:30am Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favorite!
9:40am Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favorite!
10:30am Oh Boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My Favorite!
11:30am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The Kids! My favorite!
1:00pm Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favorite!
4:00pm Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favorite!
5:00pm Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite!
5:30pm Oh Boy! Pretty mums! My Favorite!
6:00pm Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My favorite!
6:30pm Oh Boy! Watching TV with my master! My Favorite!
8:30pm Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attemp to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were wlking almost suceeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed.

Decapitated amouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plans.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced that the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

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Chessmind
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From:CA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 03-09-2004 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chessmind     Edit/Delete Message
LOl. That was so funny!

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FMgurl43
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Posts: 107
From:fort myers, fl. usa
Registered: Feb 2004

posted 03-09-2004 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FMgurl43     Edit/Delete Message
lol my sister in law just posted that same thing in the newspaper wheer she works.. i read that earlier today and the to read iton here to thats funny....

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nern

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From:NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2002

posted 03-09-2004 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nern     Edit/Delete Message
LOL. Very cute!

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Chessmind
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posted 03-11-2004 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chessmind     Edit/Delete Message
Bumping up.

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