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Topic: For Pet Lovers
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GinaH Member Posts: 70 From:Paducah, Ky USA Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 02-23-2004 05:34 PM
Memo to Canine friendsDear Canine Friends When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of other dogs sleeping: They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees! And for the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, so canine attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door... Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pet a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak clearly. 5. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions (i.e. nose rings , don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. [This message has been edited by GinaH (edited 02-23-2004).] [This message has been edited by GinaH (edited 02-23-2004).] IP: Logged |
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pitts4life23 Member Posts: 12 From:New york city/manhattan Registered: Feb 2004
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posted 02-25-2004 04:13 PM
That's a cute story i like it.IP: Logged |
benny boy Member Posts: 392 From:lewisville, texas, united states Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 02-25-2004 04:27 PM
thats funny, lol....IP: Logged |
GinaH Member Posts: 70 From:Paducah, Ky USA Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 02-25-2004 08:44 PM
Thanks it really does feel like my dogs are my kids i have 4 now and boy oh boy are they a pack of nuts I have 2 pekingese one which is blind I have a blue heeler/pit mix and a white pit which is deaf and of course my cat whom is 13 years old and is also blind due to cataracts. its quite a circus around here. All my dogs are rescue dogs i have adopted from the shelter where I work I Love them all dearly and am so thankful for having them.IP: Logged |
bullylove1 Member Posts: 173 From:Canada Registered: Feb 2004
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posted 02-26-2004 08:57 AM
Gina, I loved that! Especially the rules for non-pet owners. None of my friends have pets, and although they love my girl, they still bitch and complain if she walks up to say hello. That really urks me, and I tell them all the time, this is her house not yours, she wants to greet you and if you dont like it, you might as well leave, becasue shes not letting you past the door until she gives you a good once over sniff. LeslieIP: Logged |
GinaH Member Posts: 70 From:Paducah, Ky USA Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 02-28-2004 01:04 PM
Pictures of my babies http://www.msnusers.com/LiLPinkyPittie [This message has been edited by GinaH (edited 02-28-2004).]
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