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the_maine_pitbull Member Posts: 320 |
posted 09-18-2003 08:01 PM
This is why lots of guys have two dogs and not two wives. 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 7. A dog's parents never visit. 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet 11. Dogs seldom outlive you. 12. Dogs can't talk. 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public. 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day. 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 16. Dogs like to go hunting. 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff ------------------ IP: Logged |
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