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Katerina Member Posts: 145 |
posted 01-07-2004 09:19 PM
I just got this as an e-mail but it is so cute I had to share. For all you pet owners: Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I can fall faster than you can run. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. Rules for Non-Pet Owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with the wrong friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. IP: Logged |
Miss_vp2002 Member Posts: 152 |
posted 01-08-2004 01:28 AM
LOL - that is soooooo cute. Now i know why i don't have kids.....LOL.....kidding!!!! Jody IP: Logged |
susan_cude@hotmail.com Member Posts: 813 |
posted 01-08-2004 01:40 AM
I'M STILL ROLLING!!!!!THAT WAS TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! THANKS! SUSAN IP: Logged |
tuttifrutti Member Posts: 478 |
posted 01-08-2004 03:03 PM
lol! that is too funny! When Ranger gets in my bed, he starts on the bottom, curled in a ball, then works his way up, shoving me between the bed and the wall, while he gets my pillow and under the covers! [This message has been edited by tuttifrutti (edited 01-08-2004).] IP: Logged |
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