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honeybear Member Posts: 926 |
posted 12-19-2003 01:54 PM
10 Dog Peeves About Humans A Friday Funny to pass along... 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny...not very funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? IP: Logged |
Chessmind Member Posts: 701 |
posted 12-19-2003 03:55 PM
Lol. Those are very fuuny. Thanks for sharing. IP: Logged |
NewLabOwnr Member Posts: 169 |
posted 12-19-2003 05:45 PM
LOL those were funny! IP: Logged |
MaydaysMom Member Posts: 260 |
posted 12-19-2003 05:55 PM
That is hillarious. I like #2. I think Ozzy said it best when his neighbors complained about his dogs. Their dogs, what do you want them to do? Meow? Hehehe I still get a giggle about that. IP: Logged |
nern Moderator Posts: 1591 |
posted 12-19-2003 06:18 PM
Too funny...thanks for sharing. IP: Logged |
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