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From:Houston, TX
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 12-19-2003 12:51 PM         

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OK fellow canines. Here's your chance to vent. Duke here, I'm a yellow Lab and proud of it. My person peeve is that my dad keeps trying to throw away perfectly good tennis balls. Everytime I bring it back to him he throws it away again. I'm beginning to think he doesn't like tennis balls because after I bring it back 10 or 12 times he'll say "yuck" as he picks it up by two fingers.
What does he have against good wet tennis balls I ask. There, I feel better now. Let's hear about your person peeve.
Duke
P.S. Merry Christmas

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posted 12-19-2003 01:21 PM         

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luv it. Wylie here - why cant you throw my frisbee 6 hours or more a day seven days a week! Dont you know by now that when I stand at the back door, I do not want in, I want you come out and throw the frisbee for me, YOu know I cant throw it myself!

Jake here, Why cant you leave me alone when I get to go out front to smell all of the wonderful turkey and deer poop. You freak out when I am out of your sight for 2 seconds. You know I wont run away, (what I am stupid, all the food I could ever want and a comfy bed) I am just having fun sniffing and Dad lets me do it without bothering me. I just want some peace without constantly hearing Jake! Jake! where are you?

Honeybear

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From:Columbus, Tx ,USA
Registered: Dec 2003

posted 12-19-2003 02:11 PM         

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Smoke here, Duke I'm with you. See she throws the sticks when I bring them too her. I guess she doesn't like that one. So I bring her a diffrent one and each time she just throws it right back away! I've brought back every stick in the yard, pasture, whatever I can find, never the same one might I mind you. Geezzz, humans, their sooo darn picky.

Oh and Char, I love you to death, but you really gotta quit giving me the "I have a headache" excuse. Look I share my bed, food, water, and lick and caress you constantly. What does a dog gotta do?!?!

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posted 12-19-2003 03:33 PM         

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Hey Smoke and Duke, I have a tip for you. I'm a yellow labrador doesn't-retrieve-er. When my person throws the ball, I run to it and then lay down and chew on it. It's much easier for me that way.

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posted 12-19-2003 03:52 PM         

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LOl...great posts! Super funny!

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From:tuskegee, AL, USA
Registered: Dec 2003

posted 12-20-2003 01:28 AM         

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I guess when you're seeing your second dog thru the night with parvo, a little humer helps keep your depression at a reasonable level. The following is an E-mail that was Forwarded to me yesterday and I think it is rather appropriate, even though it is written rather crudely. Here it is: 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
>
> 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at
all!
>
> 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
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> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly
> whose
> walk is this anyway?
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> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop
it!
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> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew
> your
> stuff up when you're not home.
>
> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
What a proud
> moment for the top of the food chain.
>
> 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I
> freak out every time we go back
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> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I
> haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
>
> 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth,
> you're just jealous.
>
> 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
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