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Maisey
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From:Portland, Oregon US
Registered: Sep 2003

posted 11-26-2003 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maisey     Edit/Delete Message
OK this doesn't have anything to do with dogs...so I'll fib and say Witt wrote it.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL; PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!

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neek
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Posts: 291
From:Australia
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 11-26-2003 11:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for neek     Edit/Delete Message
What a great poem!!! Sadly they don't celebrate Thanksgiving over here,

Anyway have a great holiday everyone!!!!

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MaydaysMom
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Posts: 260
From:MO, USA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 11-27-2003 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MaydaysMom     Edit/Delete Message
Happy Turkey day Maisey! Thats a cute poem!

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dogangel
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Posts: 132
From:Brewton, AL, USA
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 11-27-2003 07:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dogangel     Edit/Delete Message
Thanks, Maisey!!! This little poem made my Thanksgiving day!!!
But of course it was written by Witt. I read it out loud to my husband, and our babies went staight for the fridge... So I guess there is some hidden doggy message there...
Happy Turkey day to you and yours too.!!!

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Karriesue
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From:Nellis AFB, Nevada
Registered: Jun 2003

posted 11-27-2003 08:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Karriesue     Edit/Delete Message
Love the poem! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here at the board!

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nern

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From:NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2002

posted 11-27-2003 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nern     Edit/Delete Message
Great poem! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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