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GoodboysBaddogs
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From:Los Angeles, Ca.
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 10-27-2003 10:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GoodboysBaddogs     Edit/Delete Message
Sorry, here you go...

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb???"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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Miss_vp2002
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Posts: 152
From:Dubbo, NSW, Australia
Registered: Sep 2003

posted 10-30-2003 01:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Miss_vp2002     Edit/Delete Message
I love them. I love the one about the Lab as I have a Lab cross she think's we die overnight cause she doesn't see us for 9 hours and she's up jumping around and being stoopid.....If anybody has seen it, she kinda reminds me of the donkey on the movie Shrek!!!!! Pic me, Pic me, oh Pic me....LOL

Jody

PS, sorry had to put my 2 cents worth, had few to many wines.....LOL

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honeybear
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posted 10-30-2003 09:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for honeybear     Edit/Delete Message
so cute - misVP, I have a lab too, he is just like that "pick me pick me!

Honeybear

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