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posted 09-15-2003 03:37 AM
It's Great to be a Dog 1. If it itches, you can reach it. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. 4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. 6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? 7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. 9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. 10. Every rubbish bin looks like a cold buffet to you. Anybody had experience with or know anything about pedigree & whiskas pet insurance? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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