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shmoopie
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Posts: 361
From:Vancouver, BC
Registered: Jan 2003

posted 04-01-2003 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for shmoopie     Edit/Delete Message
This was sent to me via email...thought it was pretty cute..so I'll share...enjoy!

Dogs pet peeves about Humans:

Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
>then acting suprised when I freak out
>every time we go back.
>
>
>Yelling at me for barking...
>I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
>
>
>Dog sweaters.
>Have you noticed the fur?
>Imbecile!
>Getting upset when I sniff the crotches
>of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't
>quite mastered that handshake thing yet...
>IDIOT.
>
>
>
>
> Blaming your farts on me...
>NOT FUNNY!
>The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
>You fooled a dog! What a proud moment
>for the top of the foodchain.
>
>
>How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
>Look, we both know the truth,
>YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!
>
>
>
>
>When you pick up the crap piles in the yard.
>Do you realize how far behind
>schedule that puts me?
>Yelling at me for rubbing my
>@$$ on your carpet.
>Why'd you buy carpet?
>
>
>
>
> How you naively believe that the
>stupid cat isn't all over everything
>while you're gone.
>...Have you noticed that your
>toothbrush tastes a little like
>cat but? Now that you better understand us,
>do us a favor and tell a friend!!
>
>
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>
>
>

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posted 04-01-2003 12:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message
that was cute!!!lol

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PITBULL_PRINCESS1979
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Posts: 414
From:LOUISIANA,USA
Registered: Dec 2002

posted 04-01-2003 01:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PITBULL_PRINCESS1979     Edit/Delete Message
That's a good one...lol...I really liked that..

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Malteseof2003
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From:Tennessee
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 04-02-2003 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Malteseof2003     Edit/Delete Message
lol...

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janrfreeman
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Posts: 6
From:The Woodlands, Texas
Registered: Apr 2003

posted 04-06-2003 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for janrfreeman     Edit/Delete Message
That was so cute. I have to print that out for my husband

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