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catwoman
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Posts: 43
From:Brunswick, MO USA
Registered: Sep 2003

posted 01-22-2004 06:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catwoman     Edit/Delete Message
Someone sent this to me and thought I'd share it. Please don't take offense to any of the remarks, it is only in fun!

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one.
And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me

5. Boxer:
Who cares?
I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to
make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol
to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb?
I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it?
I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving.
Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some
light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't
hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats

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Chessmind
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Posts: 701
From:CA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 01-22-2004 07:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chessmind     Edit/Delete Message
Lol. Thanks for sharing. That was pretty funny.

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nern

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From:NY, USA
Registered: Oct 2002

posted 01-22-2004 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nern     Edit/Delete Message
LOL. Very cute.

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xanthe
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Posts: 4
From:Victoria, Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 01-22-2004 08:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for xanthe     Edit/Delete Message
Very, very funny! A tip: Don't read them at work, cos when you laugh, everyone will want to know what you're laughing at, and why you're not doing your work! (Yeah, I got caught)

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maggie4
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From:charleston WV USA
Registered: Feb 2004

posted 02-17-2004 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maggie4     Edit/Delete Message
Thanks for sharing! lol. Something good to read on a cloudy winter day.

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Samsintentions
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Posts: 944
From:Columbus, Tx ,USA
Registered: Dec 2003

posted 02-18-2004 04:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Samsintentions     Edit/Delete Message
he he he....Love the men vs women...sooo true in my case!

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beepbeep
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Posts: 97
From:usa
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 02-19-2004 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for beepbeep     Edit/Delete Message
lol, those were really cute

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