posted 04-09-2003 05:49 PM            

>>(A giggle)
> >> >A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
> >> >The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit is dead.
> >> >The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> >> >A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man
crying on the side of a road and pulls over.
> >> >She steps out of the car and asks him what's wrong.
> >> >"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> >> >bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
> >> >The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves
again he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
> >> > hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again
and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He
runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray
on that rabbit?"
> >> >The woman turns the can around so the man can read the label. It
says:

> >> >(Are you ready for this?)
> >> >
> >> >It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds
permanent wave