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Doc Helladay
unregistered 		posted 02-22-2003 06:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message
On a Maternity room door: PUSH PUSH PUSH
On a Electricians truck: "LET us removove your Shorts,"
At a Towing Company: "We don't charge a leg and a arm" WE WANT TOWS.
ON A FENCE: "Salesman Welcomed: DOG FOOD is Expensive!
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next BLOWOUT"
In a veterinarians waiting room: "BE back in 5 MINUTES-Sit!Stay!
On a taxidermist's window: "WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF~~
At the electric company: "We would be DE-LIGHTED if you send in your bill, however if you don't, YOU WILL BE!
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you on fire and take appropriate action!
On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip" CALL your Plumber"
AT a CAR DEALERSHIP: "The best way to get back on your feet is- MISS A PAYMENT
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment needed, we can hear you coming!
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up!!
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
In front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, We'll wait."
At a optometrists office: "If you don't see what your'e looking for you've come to the RIGHT PLACE!
At a military hospital-door for endoscopy: To expidite your visit, please back in"
Doc~2003

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