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Russ Member  Posts: 147 |
posted 02-04-2003 05:38 AM
 
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" IP: Logged |
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Pauline Member Posts: 119 |
posted 02-04-2003 10:29 AM
Great!! Now, how to tell a real cop from a phony: 1) Are his cuffs lined with fur? 2) Is he having to lean out the window to make siren noises? 3) Does he ask you to frisk him first? Just a few I remembered from some long-ago list somewhere! IP: Logged |
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PITBULL_PRINCESS1979 Member Posts: 414 |
posted 02-04-2003 10:44 AM
GOOD ONES YOU GUYS....LOL... IP: Logged |
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Pug Member Posts: 26 |
posted 04-20-2003 12:54 AM
I once got pulled over for speeding so I tried to lie out of it and say my speedometer was broken. The cop then gave me two tickets One for speeding and the other for defective equipment.. IP: Logged |
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shmoopie Member Posts: 361 |
posted 04-22-2003 06:27 PM
Pug..you got me chuckling hehe...thats cute...I'll have to remember not to use that one lol They are all great! hehe IP: Logged |
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Stormwatcher Member Posts: 31 |
posted 06-13-2003 02:57 PM
More things that should never be said to a cop: No, budwiser, I haven't had any officers today. ...If I lie down on the sidewalk, will you draw my picture with that little chalk y'all have? IP: Logged |
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fear the mullet Member Posts: 100 |
posted 06-28-2003 10:21 AM
lol those are funny. I hope that i never have to use one though, j/k IP: Logged |
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