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Maisey Member Posts: 585 |
posted 11-13-2003 08:52 AM
David Letterman’s Top 10 Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Veterinarian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10) When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?" 9) Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove. 8) Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed! 7) Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant. 6) Always saying "I've got a tick in my pants." 5) Sends you a card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual neutering." 4) First question, "What ails your varmint?" 3) He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights. 2) He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars. 1) He bites! IP: Logged |
susan_cude@hotmail.com Member Posts: 81 |
posted 11-14-2003 03:48 PM
TOO FUNNY!!!!THANKS I NEEDED THAT!!!! IP: Logged |
fleafly Member Posts: 470 |
posted 11-15-2003 10:58 AM
Those are funny! IP: Logged |
susan_cude@hotmail.com Member Posts: 81 |
posted 11-17-2003 04:21 PM
I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS BACK ON TOP, SO MORE PEOPLE WOULD READ IT AND GET A CHUCKLE...I KNOW I NEEDED IT, WHEN I READ IT......SUSAN IP: Logged |
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