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Maisey Member Posts: 309 |
posted 06-17-2003 03:10 AM
NOTICE TO PEOPLE WHO VISIT OUR HOME: 1. The dog lives here, you don't. 2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture! 3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do you and I. What's your point? 4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog! 5. It's his nature to try and sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his. 6. We like him a lot better than we like most people. 7. To you he's a dog. To us, he's an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. We have no problem with any of these things. 8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, doesn't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, doesn't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their babies! 9. The same applies to cats, except they will ignore you.... until you're sleeping.
I just thought this was funny and true...thought I would share. Smiles, Maisey IP: Logged |
bellasmommy Member Posts: 132 |
posted 06-17-2003 11:47 AM
thanks for that maisey.. IP: Logged |
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