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Dogs and Light Bulbs...



 
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MonsterBailey
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 6:09 pm    Post subject: Dogs and Light Bulbs... Reply with quote

I received this by email awhile back.. it's an oldie but goodie that I had to share!

DOGS AND LIGHT BULBS

The question posed: "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right here.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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MyBabyShihPoo
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO...good one, Monster!!!!!!! Laughing

Glad you shared, hadn't seen that one before! Very Happy
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MonsterBailey
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should have done a POLL!!!

Which was your favorite???
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MyBabyShihPoo
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, a pole would've been great!

I specifically liked the cat one only b/c I find it to be so true...LOL!!! Laughing

As far as which one out of the dog lines, I don't know, they were all great in their own way! Mr. Green

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