Not dog realated but funny!

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Some funny quotes:

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. A woman must do what he can't." Rhonda Hansome

"Friends are like Bras: close to your heart and there for support!" Anonymous

I was dining at a somewhat formal restaurant with my sister and her two sons, who are tow and six years old. After we had ordered, the waitress asked me, "how do you want your steak?" So I told her, "medium, please" My six year old nephew also ordered steak, and when the waitress asked him how he wanted his, he immediately replied, "small!"
Charlotte Greguski

All found in FIRST magazine