NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

[Auspetian]

Lol, Enjoy.

Auspetian
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum


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DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available


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[Chessmind]

LOL. That's pretty funny. However, not all men are like this. I don't do one thing on the list. The only thing I can think of that I would need to take one of those classes for, is when my wife eats and drives. If she happens to be driving while eating (such as frozen yogurt) and I'm in the passenger seat, it totally stresses me out. I offer to hold the food items for her, but she insists on holding it herself. She's 8 months pregnant, so perhaps she thinks I'm going to eat her food? She's a great driver, but must she eat and drive at the same time? It's dangerous.

[Bente]

Lmao

But you're right Chess, not all men are like that. I could find a few that I would sign my bf up for though:
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
HEALTH WATCH
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Especially the breathing techniques. He seems to get short breathed (?) the minute he walkes into a store