Another string of attacks

goob · Senior Member Joined: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 810

The first in a string of savage attacks (which amazingly were all captured on film), Mr Giant PotatoHead was mauled by a group of angry dogs earlier this evening. It appears the dogs, one at a time, alternated between gutting him of his stuffings and parading up and down their porch with him in tow. Shortly afterwards, he disappeared, and hasn't been seen since....

Parents, you may want to ask your children to leave the room, as what follows is extremely graphic...

The first assailant, a PBD (plain brown dog) approached Mr. GPH in what appeared to be some sort of ritualistic fashion... though GPH of course, was unaware of what was to follow as the PBD began to throw verbal assaults while harassing Mr. GPH.

"Yeah, you think you're real spiffy with this mustache, I'll show you what it feels like to be waxed!!!"

"How 'bout your ear!? Don't tell me your mother never honked you on your ears before!!!""

"Have you been flossing??? It sure doesn't look like it!!"

"Oh yeah, and how about one-a these for good measure!?"

After which, the PBD strolled away from the scene, and there appeared a PND (pig nosed dog).

The PND appeared to be there more for formalities, as they briskly assessed Mr. GPH's condition

And gender?

Before leaving once again.

After the PND was gone, yet another assailant approached, this time the fearsome NLD (no-legged dog). They wasted no time in formalities, and began their assault immediately... there are not words for the events that followed.

During the NLD's assault, the PBD returned to the scene, where after a brief argument over possession of Mr GPH

The two were seen dragging Mr GPH off to dog only knows where...

Afterwards, all was calm, and citizens once again thought they could rest easy. But, the NLD, PBD, and PND were strategically plotting their next moves, as can be seen in the following sequences...

PBD taunting a young glow worm

Would ya look at that mug?

PND performs another inspection on a passing toy dog....

Before ordering them out of the area

Later that evening, there turned up another gruesome discovery....
PND was found with another victim. This one, sadly, had already been de-eyed

PND speedily finished off the victim, whom we shall call Turkey Samwich

And agreed to pose with them for a photo shoot

Meanwhile, rumor has it that the PBD was seen with another local, a fish of unknown type.

There are some questions as to what the fish may have to do with this case, but neither PBD nor the fish were willing to respond to our repeated attempts at harassing them.

The most recent and final development of this case is that PND has also been seen attempting to recruit new toughs to assist in their spree, last seen with this Scary Orange Thing...

Neither hide nor hair of the NLD has been seen since the earlier assault on Mr GPH...

spencerpits · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:56 am Post subject:

LOL! That was great! I bet you had quite a mess to clean up after all those awful attacks. Mr. Green

Angie · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:28 am Post subject:

LOL!! That was so funny and so cute!
I loved it!
Shianne would love to rip up toys like that Shocked

LOL

Piper's Mom · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:27 pm Post subject:

Thanks Goob ... that was great!

BronxthePit · Member Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 97

hahahahah goob you are crazy Smile

where did you get that Mr. Potato head. my kids would love to rip something up like that., well pitty would mount it first..then rip it to shreds LOL :lol

GinaH · Super Senior Member Joined: 18 Mar 2004 Posts: 1377

LOL...I sighed at the title of your post and almost didn't read it... IM glad I did that was so funny!

someday · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:03 pm Post subject:

hehe..that was great! Now if only we could teach them to pick up the stuffing after they rip it out it would be great. I've been picking it up off my floor all morning...it's amazing how far it can be strewn.

honeybears · Super Senior Member Plus Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 3617

OMG goob, how cute! those poor stuffed animals Mr. Green

, funny how they all partake in the mischevious.

it was so funny yesterday Wylie hyrt her dewclaw pretty bad, so I banadger her up, well she still wanted to play frisbee, I am like no way, she is obsessed with it. since she couldnt retreive her frisbee she got a rubber football and proceeded to tear a small hole in it and then spent 15 minutes pulling out the stuffing. what is with dogs and stuffing!I said what teh heck let her do it becauseit kept her entertained while I got some yard work done

honeybear

Sara · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject:

De-eyed!!! LMAO!!!!

True_Pits · Super Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 1412

That is great!! Surprised

Very entertaining!!! Vicious dogs.

MyPetTherapyDog · Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 665

Well, I just got home from work. It was a horrible night!
Thank you soooooooo much for an enjoyable laugh.
That was just GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goob · Senior Member Joined: 20 Mar 2004 Posts: 810

kyles101

did any of you think about how mrs potatohead is feeling? NO you people just buy these' viscious killers' and let them at potatoes. well, they have feelings too ya know! what are the potato children going to do huh!? poor mr potatoheads life was cut so short, he had never even had the experience of having cheese tipped all over him. this is a sad day in history for all potatoes.... Boo hoo!