FELINE PHYSICS OR CAT LAWS

[vene]

I found this in the TLC e-mail:

For cat lovers everywhere....

FELINE PHYSICS OR CAT LAWS

LAW OF CAT INERTIA: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF PILL REJECTION: Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.

LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE: As yet undiscovered.

[halaroo]

That's the truth! Especially the bag/box one in my case.

[luna]

so true!