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Cassie
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:47 am    Post subject: Funny email I got... Reply with quote

Finish reading the post befor you hit the reply button to attack me LOL

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET THE FUN WAY



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never
mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure
that there are no people between the bathroom and the
front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through
the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry
himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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Cassie
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And this one...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:


AFTER THE HONEYMOON:
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Cassie
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crap, it wont let me edit my first post. The final pic should have been this one

Chessmind here.....I edited your 1st post and added the pic. Wink
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sunset05
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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Bente
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmao
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vene
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Green
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luna
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Green so cute Exclamation
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