Wednesday Night Chat

MonsterBailey · Super Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 1280

AHEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MONSTER IS HOME!!

MY GOODNESS, GIRLS!!! MALTI!!! MYBABYSHI!!! POOGIRL!!!!! ((((GASP)))) my gosh, girls!!! You sure know how to leave a mess....WHO TOILET PAPERED MY HOUSE???!

and, ummm, lipstick all over the mirrors?? Shame on you

(whose phone number is that anyways??)

Hmmm, what on earth!?? there is an unusual trail of chocolate kisses and m&m's from the t.v. to the back yard? Brick wall

I just couldn't make out the words they were spelling out tho!

and HARUMPH!! EMPTY blood mary mix bottles?!!!!!!!!!

geeeeeesh. You could have at LEAST left me with a consolation drink or two.

I'm appalled - You should be ashamed of yourselves.... Speak to the hand

... although Bailey looks unusually delirious.

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:43 am Post subject:

PooGirl13 · Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 677

I triple the

........

We drank

.. We laughed Laughing

and we danced the night away

Hopefully you'll join us next time, Monster!!

um, who's job was it to remove the toilet paper??!!!

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:14 pm Post subject:

I got there late and then was paged

Shihpoo and Poogirl ...you really did me in with the "Bobbing for Bailey "
he was so cute on that float in the middle of the Bloody Mary Mix with that straw in that barrel I brought ...ooopppsss!!!!

Toliet paper? I am old and fat ... too old to remember ,too fat to do anything about it and last night ....well...I was still too old ...

LOL !! PARTY ! PARTY ! .

Lord ,my head hurts this morning ..I think I need a drink

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject:

PooGirl and Malti... you two are CRACKING me up over here (I knew I should have worn my Depends today Mr. Green

) !!!!!!!!!

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject:

So that was what you had on!! I thought you were playing 'me Tarzan ,you Jane " Wink

Oh well ....back to the Barrel .." .Roll out the barrell ,we'll have a barrel of fun ! "'''

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:31 am Post subject:

MonsterBailey · Super Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 1280

LMAO !!!!! at:

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:55 am Post subject:

I have not sobered up yet so I am not responsible for letting the world know you were swinging from Monsters ceiling fan in a depend ,looking for just the right ....or was it Mr .Right ,or was it ....oh well ...I just remember bits and peices .
One thing does keep coming back though ...Was that you poogirl that was in the shower singing (off key I might add ) "When Monster comes marching home again ...hoorah ...hoorah ...she will have a surprise or two and then ....hoorah ,hoorah " over and over ......and over .... Mr. Green

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 6:22 am Post subject:

LMAOOOOO...Oh good gracious Malti, I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's see here Malti, I believe it was YOUR idea to play "pin the tail on Bailey"? Shame on you

Jennifer · Member Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 57

I vaguely remember something about the m&m's and the backyard....

... way too mann bloody mary's!

I passed under the tree in the backyard... so I hope there are no incriminating photos! LOL

Y'all are just too much fun!

Jennifer

MonsterBailey · Super Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 1280

<<<<<<<<<<GASP>>>>>>>>>>>
excuse me young ladies??? Pin the WHAT on WHOM????????? Shame on you

AHEM!!!

I KNEWWWWWWWWWWWW darn well that I should not have left town and left Bailey with his Daddy for DADDY-DOGGY DAY CARE! I can only imagine what you bribed the daddy with.....

Oh, the nightmares now....

( Razz

)

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject:

Shihpoo ,I actually thought it was the best route to go since we had her husband tied in that chair that spins around and he flatly refused to be the donkey ,LOL !!! It was fun each time one of us went by ,we gave him a spin .teach him to tell us we can't party at the Monster's house !!! LOL Cool

JEN ...was that you ? I knew it moved when I threw up but GOsh darn it ,I am so sorry !! Confused

Now ,Monster ,bailey enjoyed it ,we used dull pins and didn't even prick the skin .mostly we just tied the things on him .He was game for it ,came bounding up to us and ask "What can I do ? is there a game we can play ,did you know my mom is trying to set me up with this Maltese and I ain't ready yet " Surprised

he espically loved it when we painted his nails and he actually helped with the mirrors .put a tube of lipstick in his mouth and he was all over the place ! Razz

Love that back deck you have ! I melted some slugs ..You may find a few under your bed ,last time I saw bailey he had one and was headed that way ...

And by the way monster ,your husband is NOT very cooperative ...He flatly refused to let us in ,had to climb over the fence ,then he actually had the nerve to say we were tresspassing ...Poogirl is great with that lasso ,looped him in one throw ! Surprised

...Next time you leave ...please take him with you ,all he wanted was to lay on the sofa and watch TV ...

Shih poo ? Where did you stuff that remote ????
Wink

Oh and Monster ? Do you know how hard it is for a short (5'2') fat old woman to climb over a fence ...Sam the Man had to have a rope and pull on the other side to help me over ,of course he thought it all in a day ,I was exausted ! Mr. Green

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 11:39 pm Post subject:

PooGirl13 · Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 677

I am

over here!!!!!!!!!!!!

MonsterBailey · Super Senior Member Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 1280

YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO and OUT LOUD!

Malti, you have wayyyyyyyyy too large of an imagination!! (assuming OF COURSE that this was imaginary)... LOL

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 1:36 am Post subject:

Well...Shihpoo ...you ah ...did look kinda weird wearing a diaper and talking goo-goo into the remote 'hweloooo...who is dhis ....dsis is shhhhippoosss...uh--oo...fall down "

Monster ...Bailey and I and everyone else with their 2 cents ,so don't believe for a moment they were a quiet class ,had a talk about the birds and bees .I tried to explain that bees sting very bad and birds peck and that a maltese was more his style ,that you knew what was best for him ,I am after all very fond of you

he turned his little head and stared at me and then went to the bathroom and brought out a roll of toliet paper .

and I have you know that that was so sweet ,there was not a dry eye in the house

We ,then all agreed that he had definately learned that birds and bees did not mate with dogs. He then proceeded to show us how to roll your house

One very smart little baby you got there .

Ps...Thank you Poogirl and monster .I have always done my best to use what God gave me and it sure wasn't looks ..I think it starts with a B ...bananas ...uh no ...brazil nust uh no ...oh well ...someday I will think of it .LOL

Jennifer · Member Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 57

ilovemaltipoos · Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 4:11 am Post subject:

Jen ,hon ...I hate to be the one to tell you ,but ...um....those were not m&m's ........uh ...I brought my Bird Wilson and she ....well ...I think I better shut up now ! ! ! ! Shocked

MyBabyShihPoo · Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 4:33 am Post subject: