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the_maine_pitbull Member Posts: 320 |
posted 10-08-2003 07:19 PM
REPORT FROM TEXAS Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving the life of his friend. A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies. Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks " How does "Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?" "I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says. Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns. "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan," the boy replies. "They're just the best!" The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Arkansas Kills Beloved Family Pet". IP: Logged |
puttin510 Member Posts: 1179 |
posted 10-10-2003 01:04 PM
Oh, thats bad. I think its funny, but maybe not everyone would. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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